Attention, college students: Before you read any further, we feel it is our obligation to inform you of the dangers of our Student Deals program. By signing up to receive last-minute ticket offers from MNUFC, you are agreeing to put yourself in the challenging position of having to decide between getting Loons tickets for as little as $20 (additional fees may apply) or completing that term paper you’ve been putting off for three months, which is now due on Monday.
If you feel you are the type of self-disciplined student who can handle this sort of temptation, we encourage you to complete the form below. If not, still fill out the form, but make sure to use one of our pre-written rationalizations below to justify your decision to yourself and others. After all, while we fully support your academic pursuits, also, YOLO.